Well, no. But I used to go to one...

You ever have your gulfport out of alignment?  Any time my back feels weird or my neck looks odd people are always like,

Oh - I can fix that.

- Oh.  Are you a chiropractor?

No...but my friend's dad is.

Oh.  Well....

And then next thing you know your whole back is out.  It is odd that everyone thinks that being a chiropractor is so simple that they can figure it out by visiting one three times in a row ten years ago.  People never make these assumptions about regular doctors.  Or surgeons.  Or even dentists for that matter.  But if you're a Chiropractor then all you're doing is hitting people strategically, and I've hit people strategically before, we used to call it "recess".  So it's easy, right?  Yes.  Actually that's the point of this entry; to explain how being a chiropractor isn't that hard and that if you look up a few videos on YouTube you can be one too.

Not really, my friend is a Chiropractor and works on athletes.  I knew a girl once who's mother thought that chiropractors were right on the same plane as palm readers.  She thought their entire profession was sham.  Which tells me she probably didn't ever go to a chiropractor before, and that she was likely to be a little bit crazy and that's how Joy and I parted ways...

...34 and says he went to chiropractic school but dropped out when some of their techniques seemed "irrational"...