This?!? It's kool-aid...

If you've ever done some wine tasting,  you've probably been wasted before.  Because cheap, low class, beer is a gateway beverage to wine, it's hard to ever drink wine without having been intoxicated to point of doing mindlessly illegal activities due to a shameful binge on Miller Lite. 

But wine is different.  You travel for wine.  Maybe to Sonoma County California, maybe go on a wine tasting tour.  Who knows?  Wine could take you a lot of places, it sure has taken me a lot of places.  Or at the very least appeared a lot of places that I've already been, like.... restaurants.  And weddings.  And parties.  And my neighbor's house right after getting home during middle school.  That is one of the things that a drink like this can do.  It can improve almost every meal you might eat, like; breakfast, and dinner, and lunch.  Not everything can do that.  Pop-Tarts can't.  You eat a Pop-Tart for dinner and you don't feel improved, you feel concerned.  How has life gotten to the point of eating Pop-Tarts for dinner?  Where did you go wrong?  Was it that girl you dated freshman year of college?  Is that where things took a turn?  Or was it something, or someone, more than that?  Or do you even know?!  DO YOU?