If you said "yes" to all of these you are probably a girl. (even if you don't like The National) If you're wondering what it means to be a "girl" you should ask the internet, but be prepared, there are some girls involved in some weird stuff doing some jobs with some weird terms like, "designer consignment" and "handbag wholesale".
For being a non-girl, I suppose I like designer clothes and designer purses as much as anyone, but not as much as some ones. I mean, there are some non-girls who really like designers purses if you know what I mean? (Do you know what I mean?) If you don't know what I mean it may be because you're a non-girl. You see girl's brains have twice the communication center of a non-girl's brain allowing them to keep track of things that might seem silly, and non-nonsensical (just invented that "word", it's a nonsensical variation of nonsensical) phrases like; designer consignment, womens designer clothes, and designer handbag. If you're a non-girl, none of those phrases will make any sense to you and many of them will actually induce indescribable though very real, physical pain. This pain is the very real, guttural, understanding of all the money your future self is going to lose to things that don't even make sense to you. Get used to it, girls have perfected the acquisition of non-girl funds simply by being good at smelling good and being delightful. Even if it is in a non-nonsensical fashion.
I NEED DESIGNER PURSES!!!!! NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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