"Oh, she is cute but she'd be super cute if...that's too bad."
I now can think,
"This girl plus $10,000 dollars will be out of my league, but for the moment..."
That's right. American's officially have PhotoShop for real. You want it, you can get it. You like her except for her face? Get a face transplant. You like her except for her legs? Get a leg transplant. You don't like her hands? Get a hand transplant. You want, plastic surgery can do it. In fact, there is nothing plastic surgery can't do now. They can transplant everything from noses to souls. Do you not like your significant other's soul? Swap it out. They don't really need it. Think how much happier they'd be with a good soul instead of that annoying and unattractive one! The difference will be monumental.
Prior to plastic surgery you'd have to find a girl that was compatible with you, now the invisible hand of the free market has finally caught up to demand. No longer does your wife or girlfriend have to look like a biodegradable human being, they can be the recyclable conglomerate of plastic you've always wanted!
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