No, it's cool, I'm a designer...

If I ever had a dream it would be to make designer clothes.  Why?  It simplifies one of the most complicated parts of my life: meeting women.  If I made designer purses, or designer clothes I could meet women no problem.  It would just be like,

Hey, would you be interested in modeling?

The nice thing about that is that the answer will always be yes.  Biologically women only want a few things; clothes, cars, and money. (for more clothes and cars)  If you don't believe me, go buy a Maserati convertible, fill it with designer clothes and designer purses, and then drive through a college campus at 5 mph.  (5 mph has been proven to be the fastest a woman can run in heels, any faster and you won't catch any)

You might think that only wanting designer clothes, fancy cars, and hoards of money is superficial, but being superficial is natural.  If women are superficial, then men are superficial times two because all they do is work to gain enough success to affiliate with women.  Do you understand?  Let me summarize:

Women want:
1. designer clothes
2. fancy cars
3. hoards of money

Men want:
1. women.

Women could never indulge in the quantities of superficial frivolities without men supporting their indulgence, not because they couldn't produce the money to do so, but simply because there isn't enough time to do all the shopping necessary to support Want 1 in a day, nevermind shopping for designer clothes AND working to pay for them.  THAT would be impossible.