This band is so HOT - You think they're a risk to this building?

I'm going to move to Louisville.  Then I'm going to start a band and call it, "Heating and Cooling".  You know why?  Because when we show up to the club, they're going to want to turn up the cooling system because for the entire length of the show we're going to be heating that place up.  It'll start cool, and then it will end hot.  But starting out with "cooling" doesn't seem as cool.  Ironically.  That's why I'm sticking to Heating and Cooling for the band name.

The other thing is we're going to really be heating the whole time we're there.  We're going to be bringing the heat.  The venue is going to have to bring all of the cooling.  If they don't, we just might bring so much heat that the venue burns down.  We'd be known as the venue killers.  So hot, that we're too hot.  Not only too hot to handle, but too hot to invite over.  That's a different degree of hot.  That's a degree that needs a warning.  The Food and Drug Administration should issue a warning about us and make us wear it on clearly visible shirts at all times.  It would be like;

This band member along with this band,
"Heating and Cooling" may be hazardous
to both the viewers and the venue.