You may not know this, but you can get a disease from practicing golf. It's just recently been discovered and is a consequent of two elements combining into one:
1. Too much time.
2. Too much golf.
That's right. It's Golf Practice Aids. Aids used to be just thought to be a purely sexual disease. It isn't. In the last few years we have learned more about this modern black plague than we ever could have guessed or made up. (with the exception of this post of course. Of course.)
Tthe way it happens is tragically complex. When a man loves a sport, and that sport involves a small car, metal sticks, large quantities of open time, and a bar that is driven right to you that man can have a million things can go wrong. Not the least of which is Golf Practice Aids. See, the coating that is used on many of the modern golf clubs of today isn't arsenic - that would be a relief compared to what it is. It's Aids. It will break down your auto-immune system. The little golf club like cells start forming - a mutation if you will - and then start swinging violently at red cells.
It's dangerous. It's fatal. It's GPA.
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