Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Divorce isn't the answer - an affair on the other hand....

 Do you live in a crappy state?  Do you need a divorce?  Getting a divorce in NJ may not be as great as you think it is.  What?  You want reasons?  Ok.  I'll give you some but first I'd like to give you some good reasons NOT TO get a divorce:

1. They cause you more trouble than they solve
2. Uhh.... I think number 1 covers it actually...

Here's the thing about getting a divorce - you will be happy for a while, because you totally hate how that guy/girl does that one/multiple thing(s).  But then give it a few minutes.  Give it a couple of months.  You're going to get lonely.  Sure you'll have a fling once or twice with someone(s) that seem exciting for a bit before you realize that they are completely stupid, but you could have done that while staying married; did you realize that?  I mean divorce is pretty much an infidelity to your vows at marriage anyways, so what's the difference between getting divorced and just having an affair besides extra costs and extra hassle?  Anything?  Nope.  Nothing.

Whoa!  Are you crazy?  Don't cheat on your spouse, just go visit a friend for a week, get some space, slow crap down and be rational for two minutes of your adult life.  An affair isn't the answer.

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