Big money, spending G's

Websites are big business.  Why?  Because customers they're like stores without the 17 year old kid who keeps asking you if you need help.  Or the 17 year old kid who avoids you the whole time.  Either way, a website never has either of those 17 year olds on it. 

I have a couple websites, just side investments that never do anything.  That isn't my dream though.  My dream is to sell my website for a billion dollars.  I used to think selling it for a hundred dollars would be a good dream but then I realized that that was a super sucky dream, so I upped it.  Now I figure I'll sell my site for a billion dollars, and then just throw cash out the window of my Gulfstream while flying over the ocean.  That way a guy could get shipwrecked, be on the edge of death, and then find 5,000 dollars in hundred dollar bills and be overcome with joy only to realize he is still going to die a slow and painful death by dehydration, or a quicker and scarier death by shark attack. 

Either way, I think that selling my website for a billion is a good idea.