Invest in yourself. Invest in your face.

I bet if you did cosmetic dentistry in Washington DC that you'd get a lot of business.  Of course that's pretty well based on the thought that everyone in DC gets in a lot of fights.  And I figure whenever you get in a fight you end up getting punched in the mouth.  I don't know if that's right.  But if it is you basically creates the following cycle:

1. Fight
2. Get Cosmetic Dentistry Work Done.
3. Repeat

See how that works?  You basically would want a membership with a cosmetic dentist.  You'd have a gym membership, a Blockbuster membership, and a cosmetic dentist membership.  How  much that would cost on the other hand I have no clue.  But it won't be cheap.  My impression is that it will cost you upwards of five thousand dollars.  Is your face worth that much money to you?  It may not be.  But it could be.

Personally I've never had cosmetic dentistry work done.  But you know who has?  Celebrities.  I'm guessing but I'm probably right.  Rich people do everything.  And if my living depended on my looks (it doesn't but it totally could) then I'd probably do it too.  It would be an investment.  An investment into my face.