If you get addicted to vacation rentals, you could end up almost anywhere on the planet, and if you're luck enough, you might end up in a place called; Kill Devil Hills. Many don't know that the Devil has hills, but then again some of you don't even believe in a devil, but if he didn't exist, he obviously wouldn't be able to own hills now would he? The government would never allow that now would they? It would be like the Easter Bunny owning hills - which he doesn't.
I know what you're thinking, vacation rentals in a town called Kill Devil Hills has to be like getting vacation rentals in the movie The Ring. But you'd be wrong, because it is nothing like that. It is much different. TVs work all the time. There's no creepy little girl. No one cries if the TV loses reception for a second. In fact it is so much unlike The Ring that I'm not even sure why we're making that comparison, it seems unnecessary if you ask me. Almost like a waste of time. So I'm going to move on. Maybe do something else. Like drink some chocolate milk. Because chocolate milk is delicious!
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