Advertising Agencies - the final frontier...

Sometimes life gets weird.  Like really weird.  Like when you start wearing your roommates clothes and showing up to their job claiming to be their boss and then attempting to fire them.  I mean, sometimes it does get weirder than that, but really it's rare when it does.  At least for me, I mean it could be different for you of course.  But once I did that to my roommate and successfully fired him from two advertising agencies in one week.  Which I think was mostly just impressive because he got hired at two jobs in one week, I could have fired him from at least a dozen in that kind of time if he could get hired, I mean he has a lot of clothes, so it's not like I'd run out or anything.  The first job I fired him from was pretty straight forward, but the second time I just started ranting like a mad man yelling until I got everyone's attention and then I fired him. 

He apparently was really upset about that one, because when he yelled back at me about it later he said something about trying to get a job there for months and then that, "It's the best rates advertising agency Albuquerque has!!"  Does that even make sense?  Does he mean it has the best advertising rates for an agency inside of Albuquerque?  Or does he just make weird word juxtapositions when he gets angry?  I can't tell.  Either way I promised to try not to fire him for the next month.  We'll see how that goes...