Thursday, August 5, 2010

Oh, you mean like taking care of your skin, I thought...

If you think when people talk about skin care that they are talking about skin that should care, then you are probably crazy.  How you could come to this kind of thought is totally beyond me.

I used think skin care was important, probably because I lived with women most of my life, the consequences of which I don't suppose I could completely predict upon meeting my mother for the first time.  I'd end up buying all types of things to show my skin care caring.  Like...things that come in tubes.  And...things that come in other containers.  Also...stuff that you can buy.... 

Over time I've become less convinced that skin care matters and more that it's just luck of the draw.  The girl I know with the best skin (who I'm going to say is from Mobile, Al) I think does no skin care.  She's just gifted.  Like Obama is gifted at lying.  Or Garfield is gifted at eating lasagna.  Or Rick James is gifted at having two first names.  Speaking of Rick James - he has some good skin care.  Or is his face fake?  I can't tell.

Anyways, I've found that my best approach to skin care is simply not doing anything.  Like NOTHING.  I don't shower.  I don't wash my face.  I don't work.  I don't get out of bed.  I don't go to the bathroom.  I don't anything, which just happens to encompass skin care. 

Of course I could be entirely off base, which in this particular case, is perfectly likely.

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