David Dustin once gave himself CPR

You ever heard someone complain about "the man"?  That's David Dustin.  You ever hear someone say, "I don't got a flat tire on the highway on the way to my wedding and some guy I don't know pulled over and fixed it for me."  That's also David Dustin. You ever hear a bear say, "I stole this camp food the other night but the protein content was so high I couldn't digest it."  That was David Dustin's camp food.  You ever hear a girl say, "He took me out once; we had a great time and now he doesn't call me..." also David Dustin.

That's Dave.  "David Dustin's the man"

Once someone described wrestling David Dustin as, "What I'd imagine it would be like to wrestle a giant bear"  That someone was actually a giant bear.