Should you go to the human hospital or...

Did you know it's harder to qualify to work in a veterinary hospital than a human hospital in Nashville?  It is everywhere else in the US as well, mainly because there's less of them which brings up my question; Is it smarter to go to a veterinary hospital than a normal one?  Perhaps.  Think about it; a normal MD just knows one species of animal - that's narrow.  Would you rather a mechanic who has just worked on VW's or one who has worked on all types of cars?  Knowing a variety of systems tunes the mind.  It allows those veterinary hospital people to be more versed in the patterns and realities of life.  Yea that's right: Life.  MD's don't understand the parallels that exist between different life forms, their education is narrow.  Like,

What happens when a dog becomes constipated?  

don't ask a MD that.  You'll need to hit  up a veterinary hospital when you have that happen.  Same with when you ask,

What happens when I contract mad cow disease?  

MD's don't know that either.  Back to the veterinary hospital for you.

Well I think I've made my point, and I think it's pretty undebatable at this point that medical doctors really aren't very smart and possibly are just dumb veterinary hospital workers.  Keep that in mind. 

KEEP THAT MD AWAY FROM ME - HE'S CRAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZYYYYYYY!!!! (real cow quote)