In Miami massage therapists can be anyone. They could be your neighbor. They could be your landlord. They could be your friend. Lets aim for the latter option. If they are your friend then you can get free massages. Because that's what massage therapists do. They give massages.
I'm thinking I might start telling people I'm one of those massage therapists, and that's how I'll say it too, I'll be like;
You know, I'm also one of those massage therapists. You've heard of them right?...
Then they'd want to be my friend. But when they realize that I give terrible massages they'll never ask for a massage from me again but by that time it'll be too late because we will already be friends!! GENIUS!!! MY PLAN IS UNSTOPPABLEEEEEE!!!!!
It might actually be stoppable. But I think it will hold up for a while. At least a little bit.
If that doesn't work I might just tell people I'm rich. That's an exchange of goods right? They'll be like,
I have a great personality and attractive friends, I'll feed of you, sometimes quite literally, and you can socialize with me.
I heard that worked for Tyson. Though he was rich. So a little different.
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