Ever since I outsourced my facebook my wall posts have exploded!

My dating life is getting rough.  A new girl every one to 60 weeks can be exhausting.  But the most exhausting part is the finding the girl.  They are everywhere but nowhere if that makes sense.  (it doesn't, don't be peer pressured into thinking it does)  I have a plan though.  Outsourcing.  It's the next generation of dating.  I already have an effective CRM (customer resource management) system in place with facebook.  (maybe better described as a FRM)  So it only makes sense that I start to outsource marketing.  Maybe get a guy from India to log in every day, comment on my friends posts, and to post things that are funny and friendly to all of my friends. 

Now, to outsource marketing is step one, the next step is to outsource sales.  That is the next-next level.  This is when I hire a look-a-like to capitalize on the marketing that has already been outsourced.  He'll go on dates, bust a move here or there, and once things are established as good, I'll slide on in and propose. 
Is this genius?  Or super-genius?  What do you think?  I'm going to go with super-genius.  Like Einstein's an idiot level genius, but I could be mistaken, it could be even more genius than that. 

Put that on a plate and microwave it.