You better check yourself.

Hey Los Angeles - I heard you're HIP!

Hey there Orange County just south of Los Angeles - I heard you're HIP too!!

Hey-Hey, what's up Long Beach.  I heard you're so hip that when your grandma fell down and broke hers you just happened to have an extra to give her and she just jumped right back up.

Whoa-Whoa Glendale e e e! ! ! !  I heard you just kind of want to be hip but aren't.  Kind of like Sherman Oaks and West Covina but not even as hip as them.

WHAT?!

Being hip isn't just about location.  It's also about your character.  What you're MADE OF.  Sometimes things don't go well and you need to REASSESS.  Dig it?  Take an earthquake.  Sometimes something like an earthquake can shake you.  Shake you to your very CORE.  Do you know what you need to do then?  DO you?  You need foundation repair.  I'm not talking about make-up.  I'm not talking about that kind of foundation repair.  I'm talking about your soul brother.  I'm talking about reassessing your heart.  THAT kind of foundation repair.  You need to CHANGE.  Change your mind.  CH-CH-CH-CHANGE!! 
You know what I say?  I say change or die.  Do you think that's a THREAT?!  If you said "yes", you're correct.