When I was a kid my parents bought all these oriental rugs. They were pretty fancy, because they were so thick you could sleep on them. If you think your Sealy Postrapedic Majestic Pillow Top California King is comfortable then you obviously haven't had the opportunity to sleep on any oriental rugs. It's pretty much the equivalent to napping on top of baby squirrels, except without having to herd those things. The only thing better than napping on top of baby squirrels is napping on top of baby squirrels who are napping on top of baby squirrels who are napping on top of oriental rugs who are also napping on top of more oriental rugs. Do you have a visual on that? I tried to set up a photo shoot for that but couldn't get the oriental rugs to comply. So restless the oriental rugs are. It's crazy. Probably has something to do with their upbringing. Maybe they were immigrants to America and ended up in Atlanta and couldn't take all the hustle bustle. So much hustle bustling, they need more oriental rugs.
I'll tell you who also loves oriental rugs - bischon frises. They love them. Particularly peeing on them, but love is love and if you can't pee on something you love then what can you do? What? You can comb those threads on the ends, I know that. Cause my mom used to make me do that right after extracting the urine. It was a bummer.
Just finished peeing on that rug. thought you'd want to know when I finished.
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