VIOLA - The Pain is Gone!

In San Jose, like in other places, you sometimes have to go to the dentist. That's right. The San Jose Dentist. (I'm guessing...I suppose they could be called something else...)

Personally, I hate the dentist. I can say that because I have several friends who are dentists and they are all pretty universally hatable. You know those guys; nice, smart, in-shape, smooth with the ladies, etc. You know, the jerks. I hate all of those people.

Have you ever had a cavity? Like one that just hurt all the time and you couldn't wait – it was like a non-stop emergency that didn't actually threaten your life, just hurt you? And then – after hours – days – weeks – you finally get to the dentist, and then VIOLA! You're healed. It's like magic!

Yea. I've never had that happen. So...I'm not that into the whole dentist thing. I just brush my teeth and use super-glue* for sealant.

Anyways. I kind of got on a tangent. I had something to say about opening a San Jose Dentist office but got too distracted obviously. My apologies.

*the author of this post does NOT, nor anyone else he is aware of, recommend using super-glue for some sort of makeshift sealant.