Soccer betting is cool. You can bet on that. I mean what other activity can you as a young-something-something mother can participate in on a regular basis without requiring you to neglect your children. In between yelling soccer tips to your kid you can yell trash talk to whatever self-centered mother of a child is betting against you. If this doesn't make your day-to-day living better then I don't know what will. Gambling at pee-wee soccer games is the best thing I've ever done. Previously I could care less about what was happening at those athletically impaired people's games but as soon as I got Tommy's next month's worth of lunch money involved it's really gotten me involved.
Not only does soccer practice betting make time drag less for me, it teaches my kid the value of hard work.
“What? You didn't like not eating lunch today? Better go win back my money. HUSTLE!”
You think that kid is going to be a hard worker? You bet. I also bet, but we've already established that.
All my life I thought I had to bet on professional sports, that is cool but nothing as pure as amateur betting. So get a friend, go to a local park, and just start placing bets. It'll be awesome.*
*author doesn't actually endorse this
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