Have you ever...?

Have you ever been hit in the face with a car?

Have you ever accidentally swallowed an entire water bottle that WASN'T biodegradable?

Have you ever had your shirt fall off in the middle of an important phone interview?

Have you ever accidentally stolen a Rolls Royce from your brother-in-laws Uncle who happens to be a prominent San Jose dentist?

Have you ever visited a San Jose dentist only to realize it's the same dude who's RR you stole the week prior?

Have you ever meant to shampoo your kids dog but instead ended up Nairing it?

Have you ever found out that your online girlfriend is actually a 14 year old socially awkward kid from a suburb of Tampa Florida?

Have you ever robbed a convenience store to only realize it's actually your own kitchen?

Have you ever been drinking milk only to later realize it's thinned white paint?

Have you ever been so dizzy that when you went to walk up the stairs instead of using your feet you used your face?

Have you ever had an enlightening conversation only to realize that the other person isn't really listening to you and they are actually an old Jenn-Air refrigerator.

Have you ever bought a new moped only to get it home and realize it's a drunk chihuahua?