In Chicago you can't just let time pass by. You can't just sit still and not consider that Chicago will pass you by if you don't step up your game. And with your game, you gotta step up your house's game. That's why you need remodeling. You need a tile contractor. You need a helicopter with a giant Nerf gun on the side of it so you can intimidate your peers and be looked up to by elementary school children. I know this because every school child I've ever met I've asked one question:
Do you think that a helicopter with a Nerf gun on the side of it would be cool?
You know what they say? Yea. They always say “yea”. They all say it. Because school children love shooting people without harming them. It's their favorite thing. Inconsequential violence. They love it.
If only they loved laying tile. I'd have a bunch of kids, move to Chicago, and become a Chicago tile contractor. I'd be rich.
Having a helicopter with a Nerf gun on the side of it would also be cool because you would have a helicopter. Did you think of that? Cause you should have.
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