Kittens: To burn or not to burn.

The Washington State Grand Coulee Dam is one serious dam. It makes electricity. Do you get that? It makes power.

You know what also makes power? Or could make power? Kittens. We could make a machine to process kittens into redeemable energy. Like electricity. I mean think about it – kittens walk around our town at night, consume things like mice and warm milk – things we'll never eat so why don't we take them and harvest all that lost energy? Why not?

Same thing should be done with stray dogs. And racoons. And wild hamsters. There is all this energy out there that is sitting around in wild animals and bugs that should be translated to be able to power my iPhone. That is what I want and what I think society should get.

I guess kittens do contribute things to society. Like youtube videos. There's plenty of those and they certainly are helpful for mankind. I don't think there's any debate about this. So if we're not going to burn kittens for energy, at least we can use their stupidness to entertain us.