Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Yes, I'd like to convert this XML document to a donut...

XML to PDF is something you need.  Why?  I don't know.  Frankly I don't really know XML.  So there's no reason for me to know exactly why you'd prefer it less than PDF.  And if you preferred it more than PDF, you wouln't want to do an XML to PDF conversion would you?  No.  I do know PDF is pretty much a common format.  Open Office lets you export to it.  That's significant.  Of course from all I can tell PDF is practically just a photo.  I mean, I know it isn't a jpeg but it feels a little like one. 

There's donuts in the break room right now and I totally want another one but I already ate two and there were only 12.  If that donut is there in 45 minutes though I'll probably devour it.  I love donuts.  It's like cocaine that you never get arrested for.  Are there health consequences to eating donuts incessantly?  Yes.  Happiness.  They say happiness is one of the number one health consequences of eating too many donuts. 

When I was a kid my dad would give me however many donuts I was willing to eat.  6?  A dozen?  It was marvelous.   

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