Lexington isn't the friendly town you think. It has stuff going on. It has dirty, complicated, incomprehensible, legal stuff going on. It has, family law.
Yea. You heard me. Lexington family law. It's like Marshall Law but worse. It's like … … Zombie law. Yea. Chicken nuggets are to chicken as Zombie law is to family law. Make sense? You following this? If so you must be lit out of your mind.
Anyways. Everyone knows family law just deals with families and that a Lexington family law office isn't the same thing as Zombie law. At least I hope not. Although I suppose that is a bit unfair. I maybe am generalizing a bit? Maybe being zombie racist? Is there a term for this I'm overlooking? I hope so. Because if there is a better term I'd like to know it. And if there isn't I'd like someone to make it up. And then tell me about it.
Either way, if your town ever comes under zombie law I'm pretty sure it's a bad day for you. I wouldn't accept it. I'd get out. Maybe buy some video games, watch Michael Jackson's Thriller, and then take from there. Otherwise, you're probably done for.
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