Please, no dinosaurs or vikings in the living room.

You know what the thing is about normal furniture is? It's weak. You don't want to sit on the shoulder of a couch cause you might break it. Is that cool? No. Did Vikings ever say,

“HEY – CAREFUL ON THAT CHAIR – IT'S DELICATE!”

No. They never did. And frankly, I'm pretty sure that dinosaurs never did either. So – if Vikings and dinosaurs never did it, I'm not going to do it. Just like I'm not going to pay for food. Vikings never did that. Neither did dinosaurs. So that's my new life policies:

1. Only buy log furniture. Furniture made of complete LOGS.
2. Never pay for food.

I'm gonna get a log bed. A log couch. A log table. It's not cabin décor – it's man décor. Although I must say that the usage of “décor” makes me a little uncomfortable. Maybe I should just go with “stuff”. “Man stuff”.

One of the terrible things about buying nice stuff is that it inevitably wears down, looks bad, and then even though it may still be functional you have to give to a college student. So that's why you just buy indestructible stuff. Then you never have to worry. Unless you have a dinosaur of course. 

Not a dinosaur = Chair is fine